One day I took the family to a chinese restaurant for dinner. As I was paying, the owner was asking me questions that I thought were very uncalled for for.
"You like boys?"
I was appalled. "No, I like her," I said pointing to my wife.
"No, you like boys?!"
Can you believe this guy?
So anyway, I finally got away from the gay chinese checkout.
Out in the parking lot, I was fuming mad. My wife and kids were laughing.
"What's so funny?"
"He was asking you if you like the KOI you moron!"
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Looks like the koi themselves erupted! LOL
I have a funny story about koi...
One day I took the family to a chinese restaurant for dinner. As I was paying, the owner was asking me questions that I thought were very uncalled for for.
"You like boys?"
I was appalled. "No, I like her," I said pointing to my wife.
"No, you like boys?!"
Can you believe this guy?
So anyway, I finally got away from the gay chinese checkout.
Out in the parking lot, I was fuming mad. My wife and kids were laughing.
"What's so funny?"
"He was asking you if you like the KOI you moron!"
I like the colors.
It really reminds me of all the koi swimming around when you put food in!
Ohh I love this!
very simple and childlike, but at the same time sophisticated and multi-facted. Thanks for stopping by!
This one caught my eye right away! Gorgeous.
I wish I had some sort of talent like that...
perfect!
You've captured something that everyone relates to...but each one of us does so in a unique way.
You're an astute observer of the human condition, sir. I love not knowing what you're going to come up with next.
I'm back stalking you from Michele's. Sorry for being such a bug this weekend :)
Great haiku. Great piece of art. Love it.
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